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I know you are jealous.
baldmarlin: Walter White, Bruce Willis, and Iron Man. Yeah, I’m totally going to survive. Ari Gold, Mitt Romney, Gordan Freeman. I already have a zombie on my team so I’m probably dead.

baldmarlin:

Walter White, Bruce Willis, and Iron Man. Yeah, I’m totally going to survive.

Ari Gold, Mitt Romney, Gordan Freeman. I already have a zombie on my team so I’m probably dead.

emotipugs: That feeling you get when you hear something move in the dark of your room at night and even though you’re an adult you still pull up covers to your face, even though you know that if it were in fact some kind of monster, covers probably wouldn’t help.

emotipugs:

That feeling you get when you hear something move in the dark of your room at night and even though you’re an adult you still pull up covers to your face, even though you know that if it were in fact some kind of monster, covers probably wouldn’t help.

emotipugs: That feeling you get when you’re in the supermarket and you think about all the things you could cook and eat and then become so overwhelmed once you realize you can’t really cook anything very well, and then you just end up getting spaghettio’s. 

emotipugs:

That feeling you get when you’re in the supermarket and you think about all the things you could cook and eat and then become so overwhelmed once you realize you can’t really cook anything very well, and then you just end up getting spaghettio’s. 

Tom Hiddleston

—She Walks In Beauty by Lord Byron

maggiesox:

Tom Hiddleston reads She Walks in Beauty by Lord Byron

She walks in beauty, like the night
   Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
   Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
   Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
   Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
   Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
   How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.
And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
   So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
   But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
   A heart whose love is innocent!

WHAT. 

MY HEART.

(Source: cesaray)

baldmarlin:

maggiesox:

masterpieceofass:

divinethedivine:

Join me dearest friends, in the Masterpiece of Ass North and South watch starting at 9:30 EST (or in two hours and ten minutes). It’ll be glorious.

im thinkin’ Margaretitas and Gin & Thorntonics? Yeees.

I just swooned so hard I hit my head off the mantelpiece. 

Good thing my head was already on a pillow when I swooned. 

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over all the sex.

(Source: lothiriels)

emotipugs: That feeling you get when you come home from work and you tell your roommates about how terrible your day was and no one’s taking you nearly as seriously as they should be.

emotipugs:

That feeling you get when you come home from work and you tell your roommates about how terrible your day was and no one’s taking you nearly as seriously as they should be.

emotipugs: That feeling when a book you’re reading ends really sadly, and you’re completely invested in it, even though you know it’s dumb and you sit there telling yourself that it’s completely imaginary and it doesn’t reflect on the quality of your life at all, and you’re embarrassed that you’re even having this conversation with yourself and besides you have work to do and maybe this is the perfect time for you to start journaling and eventually you decide to just take a shower and calm down but deep down you wonder if you’ll ever be the same. (via Sam) pug

emotipugs:

That feeling when a book you’re reading ends really sadly, and you’re completely invested in it, even though you know it’s dumb and you sit there telling yourself that it’s completely imaginary and it doesn’t reflect on the quality of your life at all, and you’re embarrassed that you’re even having this conversation with yourself and besides you have work to do and maybe this is the perfect time for you to start journaling and eventually you decide to just take a shower and calm down but deep down you wonder if you’ll ever be the same.

(via Sam)

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